Thursday, September 4, 2008

My Favorite Elephant

Here's a photo of me riding an elephant in Laos. I really miss the big guy. I actually tried to bring him home with me. Very cleverly (or so I thought), I stuffed him in a taxi, trunk and all, and brought him to the airport. In my pocket I had two pieces of bread spread with peanut butter. Right before we went through security, I stuck one piece of bread in each of the elephant's ears. When the security guy said, "Hey lady...what are you doing with that elephant?", I replied: "It's none of your business what I have in my sandwich!!!"

Needless to say, my favorite elephant is still back in Laos.

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